Anyone for a Coke??

The day has finally arrived, well not yet, but its coming. I've been waiting 2 years for this day, 2 years of empty promises, 2 years or procrastination, 2 years of anticipation. So much has happened in the last 2 years, it seems like an eternity has passed, yet we remain the same, a very surreal feeling.

Could this really be happening or am i setting myself up for disapointment again? We'll see...... Friday will be a good day, a very good day.

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
Athletic......................................No tits
Average looking....................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Feminist..........................................Fat
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former slut
Fun..........................................Annoying
New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned.............................No BJs
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
Professional....................................Bitch
Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

Watched the Monaco grand prix last night, probably the most exciting one this season. As expected, the racing in Monaco was fast and furious, with at least half the field retiring early. Congratulations to Trulli, for a well deserved ride, but i had really wanted Renault to take 1st and 2nd. I reckon something must have hit the Schumi bros, I can understand when Ralph behaves like a $#*&-head, but Micheal should have known better.
Anyway, yesterday we had a glimpse of how exciting F1 can be without Micheal and Ferrari constantly dominating the field.

I have to thank the chef last night for the Irish stew *yum yum*, the stout really made a difference :) First time trying this dish, I must say its pretty good.