First blog since I've been back, so much has happened in the past month, I'm not sure where to start.... hence I won't. Thought I'd give Ed some material, since I'm here anyway, and I'm too tired to sum up my trip...

A conversation I had with my housemate, not too long ago (its good to be back):

lem: eh, your nose shit with a single nose hair is stuck to the shower wall
lid: its not mine lah bitch, its YOURS, i saw it too, its gross
lem: i saw it when i took my first shower back in melbourne lor, how could it be mine?
lid: it can't be mine, its too high up the wall

I decided to do a little experiment (blame the scientist in me) and found out the height of the nose shit+hair measured up to right under lid's nostril.

lid: HAHAHA, no its not mine
lem: how you explain it then?
lid: it can't be mine cos the hair's too dark, my nose hair isn't black, its brown
lem: brown??? like your hair colour? you mean you dyed your nose hair too?
lid: HAHA, no lah, cos too much exposure to the sun mah

At this point I'm about to go hysterical.

lem: HAHAHA, too much UV exposure? up your nostrils???? can understand lah, with a nose that size... HAHAHAHA
lid: shit, why did i say that...

Nose jokes ensue, lid gets EDGY... last i heard, she's still edgy...